- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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