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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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