Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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women's rights

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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