- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Knock knock come in.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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