- Anti Joke

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

no

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

don't just stand there

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

You sick fiend

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

no

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

don't just stand there

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

You sick fiend

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania