Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Faithful men.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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