Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Women's rights.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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