What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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