- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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