Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What the hell are you doing?

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Who wants water? I do.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Women's Rights

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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