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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Misner is a twat.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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