Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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here kitty kitty

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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