A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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