- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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