- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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