- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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