Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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