go F*** yourself

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Who invented apple? God

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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