how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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wsde

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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