- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guess what? Bananas

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

[Set up] [No punch line]

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

the midget went to the midget store

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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