- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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