What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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