- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

David Cameron

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

im not food

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

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