- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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