What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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