- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

H o m o comes out as homo

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Jacob Edwards has friends.

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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