Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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im gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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