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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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