-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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