- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

VAL SUCKS

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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