Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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