Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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