- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

drugs.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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