- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

women rights

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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