- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Women's rights.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Continents are large islands.

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