Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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womens rights

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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belly button

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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