- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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