Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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all jokes aside...

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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