- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

This is a joke.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

George Bush.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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