- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

A blind man walks into a wall.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Feminism

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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