How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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rocky is here again.......................

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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