What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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The game.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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