A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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João Duarte reads this.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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