What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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