Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Wright flyer

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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im not food

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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A train poops its pants.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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