Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

i keep getting thumbs down...

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What's 9+10? 19.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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