What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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CAS

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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