i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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