Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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I drive a 'rarri

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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