- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

alert('The Game')

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

nice tits.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

You know what's cool? Yep.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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