Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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